Leave the World Behind (2023): Best to leave this movie behind. | ultramookieDec 26Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023): Here's the thing, if you've enjoyed the movies in the Mission: Impossible franchise so far, you'll … | ultramookieJul 21, 2023Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Fast X (2023): Fast X is as exciting as watching Winnebagos racing. | ultramookieMay 19, 2023Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Ticket to Paradise (2022): Hollywood needs more stars like George Clooney and especially Julia Roberts who possess superstar … | ultramookieJan 21, 2023Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Strange World (2022): Strange World is a frustrating movie. | ultramookieJan 14, 2023Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Black Adam (2022): When Dwayne Johnson glowers, the movie is no fun. | ultramookieDec 17, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Don't Worry Darling (2022): Don't Worry Darling is all looks, no substance. It is all setup, no payoff. | ultramookieDec 9, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022): While not as good as the original, this is still a fun watch. | ultramookieNov 27, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Bullet Train (2022): Bullet Train is the epitome of being a tryhard. | ultramookieOct 29, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Beast (2022): A movie can't be bad when Idris Elba is punching a lion in the face, right? Right? | ultramookieOct 14, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Significant Other (2022): Significant Other is worth a watch because it deftly mixes a few genres and does it fantastically. | ultramookieOct 8, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Dog (2022): Dog is mostly successful at mixing drama with comedy. | ultramookieSep 24, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022): More of the same isn't always better. | ultramookieSep 9, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Watcher (2022): Who really is the watcher that is referenced in the title of the film? | ultramookieSep 3, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Morbius (2022): Is Morbius a large pile of bat guano? | ultramookieSep 3, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Nanny Diaries (2007): My desire to be an observer of life was actually keeping me from living one. | ultramookieAug 27, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022): Don't cheese me bro. | ultramookieAug 27, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Samaritan (2022): His superpower is apathy. | ultramookieAug 26, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Jurassic World Dominion (2022): Behold! The Freddy Kruegerasaurus! | ultramookieAug 20, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Alone (2020): Adding title cards does not make a movie better. | ultramookieAug 19, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Secret Headquarters (2022): Secret Headquarters is mediocre and not memorable. | ultramookieAug 13, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Vault (2021): Sic Parvis Magna this ain't. | ultramookieAug 13, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Predator 2 (1990): The lions, the tigers, the bears. Oh my. | ultramookieAug 8, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Prey (2022): They hunt to live. It lives to hunt. | ultramookieAug 6, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Interceptor (2022): 'We're the only things standing between America and Armageddon!' Hoorah! | ultramookieJul 30, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Honor Society (2022): A flyer is like a Tweet that ruins the environment. | ultramookieJul 30, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Raid: Redemption (2011): Pure unadulterated action. | ultramookieJul 23, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Gray Man (2022): Nobody throws a loaded gun. | ultramookieJul 23, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Man from Toronto (2022): Who the hell still uses Hotmail? | ultramookieJul 22, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987): Cars that explode when they crash! Check. | ultramookieJul 17, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022): Everything Bagel. | ultramookieJul 16, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Collateral (2004): I highly recommend Collateral -- if only to see Tom Cruise's performance as pure unhinged evil. | ultramookieJul 12, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Princess (2022): Just remember, patience and focus. | ultramookieJul 1, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Horizon Line (2020): The sheer boredom of Horizon Line kills any potential thrills it could have had. | ultramookieJun 29, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Hunt (2020): Us vs. Them... Left vs. Right... Red vs. Blue... | ultramookieJun 27, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022): C'mon this is Nick F****************cking-Oow Whoo Cage! | ultramookieJun 26, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Black Site (2022): Please don't make a sequel. | ultramookieJun 25, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Jerry & Marge Go Large (2022): Jerry & Marge Go Large is like comfort food. | ultramookieJun 24, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Top Gun: Maverick (2022): Top Gun: Maverick is one of the few movies in which the sequel completely outshines the original. | ultramookieJun 18, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
One Shot (2021): Come witness the Master of Persuasion | ultramookieJun 14, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Valet (2022): We could create a time machine and have you make better choices. | ultramookieJun 4, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Glass (2019): Comic books are not valid history. | ultramookieJun 4, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Ambulance (2022): Cops in a Nissan GT-R. No one said Bay was about realism. | ultramookieMay 28, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022): This sequel is a lot like the first one, fun for a bit and ultimately forgettable. | ultramookieMay 28, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Guilty (2021): Broken people save broken people. | ultramookieMay 21, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
TRON (1982): What does getting sucked into a computer look like? | ultramookieMay 20, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Lost City (2022): Everyone needs a glitter onesie. | ultramookieMay 14, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021): What's cooler than magic? Math! | ultramookieApr 30, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Extraction (2020): Extraction is a glossier and updated throwback to 80's action films. | ultramookieApr 22, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
All the Old Knives (2022): There is an intriguing and engrossing espionage movie trapped somewhere in All the Old Knives. | ultramookieApr 9, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Moonshot (2022): Is Moonshot an extremely ambitious and innovative project? | ultramookieApr 2, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Moonfall (2022): Moonfall is a greatest hits remix of Emmerich's previous films featuring world destruction and … | ultramookieApr 2, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Infinitum: Subject Unknown (2021): There are better entries in the time-loop genre. | ultramookieApr 1, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Injustice (2021): The boy scout has gone rogue. | ultramookieMar 30, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Kimi (2022): Trust me, I know bad, I used to moderate for Facebook. | ultramookieMar 26, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021): Angry disinterested annoyance. | ultramookieMar 21, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Army of Thieves (2021): What a Tumblerful world! | ultramookieMar 19, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Turning Red (2022): I am not the target audience of Turning Red. | ultramookieMar 19, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Adam Project (2022): I recommend The Adam Project. | ultramookieMar 14, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Marry Me (2022): Marry Me is a predictable sweet and cute romcom movie that is delightful to watch. | ultramookieFeb 25, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021): I wish the movie was just a whole movie with Eddie and Venom bickering. | ultramookieFeb 18, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014): It is joyful, silly and raving mad all at once. | ultramookieFeb 6, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Eternals (2021): Do all Eternals travel in flying Dorito chips? | ultramookieJan 28, 2022Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Ron's Gone Wrong (2021): Ron's Gone Wrong's core story could be the basis for quite a scary horror film. | ultramookieDec 30, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Matrix Resurrections (2021): Nostalgia alone does not make for a good movie. | ultramookieDec 22, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Copshop (2021): An entertaining escapist B-film. | ultramookieDec 10, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
8-Bit Christmas (2021): All I want for Christmas is an NES. | ultramookieDec 4, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Vacation Friends (2021): Now I want to go to Waffle House. | ultramookieNov 29, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Jungle Cruise (2021): It's only a scam if you fall for it. | ultramookieNov 19, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Ocean's Eight (2018): You're becoming a criminal because you're lonely? | ultramookieNov 11, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015): A fitting end and I enjoyed the movie. | ultramookieOct 24, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Dune (2021): Dune is a great movie adaptation. I highly recommend Dune. | ultramookieOct 23, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Protégé (2021): Both forgettable and somehow memorable at the same time. | ultramookieOct 15, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Free Guy (2021): Don't have a good day, have a great day! | ultramookieOct 4, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Enhanced (2019): Dude just wants to get home, but there are all these people trying to stop him. | ultramookieSep 29, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
F9: The Fast Saga (2021): The Fast & Furious franchise has run its course. | ultramookieSep 25, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Cruella (2021): Normal is the cruelest insult of them all. | ultramookieSep 17, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Kate (2021): I am beginning to see that most films from Netflix are mediocre films. | ultramookieSep 13, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Whiteout (2009): I'd rather freeze than recommend this film. | ultramookieAug 28, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013): The Empire Strikes Back, this is what Catching Fire is to The Hunger Games. | ultramookieAug 22, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021): Abandon ego, strike with honor. | ultramookieAug 22, 2021Steve KongBy Steve Kongmore_vert