The White Sox rankings early this season: wRC+ 64 (last among 30 teams) Homers 12 (last) BsR (Fangraphs' baserunning metric) -2.4 (27th) ERA 5.14 (28th) Homers allowed 32 (28th) Defensive Runs Saved -13 (28th)

The White Sox have eight days of games remaining in April, and their run differential is -78. www.espn.com/mlb/standings

The Red Sox Netflix series is going to end up being a snuff film.

The Red Sox have lost four starting pitchers, their shortstop, first baseman, second baseman and might as well say their third baseman three weeks into the first month. Also lost an outfielder who was their best offensive player for a period of time. Nobody has it worse than us.